function image() {
};

image = new image();
number = 0;

image[number++] = "The worst website ever."
image[number++] = "The best place for chillaxin."
image[number++] = "The official website of the party palace."
image[number++] = "Come Chillax at Paint-LAN."
image[number++] = "Must see website of the year."
image[number++] = "Cool and refreshing."
image[number++] = "Website of of champions."
image[number++] = "For those who prefer it rough."
image[number++] = "Defuse the hostages!"
image[number++] = "Full of sprezzatura"

increment = Math.floor(Math.random() * number);

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